The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Big House (1963)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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[lecturing the two prisoners]
Barney Fife : Now, here at "The Rock", we have two basic rules! Memorize them so that you can say them in your sleep! The first rule is: obey all rules! Secondly, do not write on the walls, as it takes a lot of work to erase writing off of walls!
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Gomer Pyle : [spotting two guys hiding in the alley] Shazam! We better call the police!
Barney Fife : We *are* the police! You and me!
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Barney Fife : [hearing that professional criminals will be brought to their jail] I'm gonna show 'em we're on our toes out here, that the Mayberry jail matches any big-time pen they've ever served time in!
Andy Taylor : Barney, there's no need...
Barney Fife : First of all, we're gonna get rid of all these extra frills! We give 'em just what they get in the big house: one cot, one blanket, one cracked mirror! Period!