- Howard Sprague: Job like that the world's your oyster.
- Goober Pyle: What?
- Howard Sprague: Just an expression, Goob.
- Goober Pyle: Boy, they're sure comin' up with some crazy ones.
- Andy Taylor: You know what happens to people sometimes? They get confused with the meaning of favoritism. Sometimes they think that favoritism is anything somebody else gets.