- Goober Pyle: Are you sayin' I don't like music?
- Emmett Clark: I didn't say that.
- Goober Pyle: Well, you better not.
- Emmett Clark: You may like music as much as I do.
- Goober Pyle: Watch your step.
- Emmett Clark: Oh, yeah? Did you ever hear the Raleigh Philharmonic?
- Goober Pyle: I been busy.
- Joy: Oh Opie, you were just wonderful.
- Opie Taylor: Groovy.
- Joy: I had no idea you played so well.
- Opie Taylor: Cool.
- Joy: I was really impressed.
- Opie Taylor: Groovy.
- Joy: To think that I know a real rock & roll musician personally.
- Opie Taylor: Cool. See ya, Phoebe.
- Goober Pyle: So you're going to be a real musician, huh ope?
- Opie Taylor: Well, I don't know.
- Goober Pyle: When you get to be like one of them Beagles you still gonna speak to me?
- Opie Taylor: Beatles, Goob.
- Goober Pyle: Well, just remember, when you get all your clothes monogrammed and a limousine with a bathtub in it don't forget us simple folk here in Mayberry.
- Opie Taylor: Gee Goob, I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything but I never made fun of your career at the gas station. I just wish you wouldn't joke about mine!
- Andy Taylor: No 13-year-old will do hard labor on a Saturday afternoon unless he's buttering up his folks. It's an unwritten law.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: I hate making excuses to the Reverend for Opie not being in church.
- Andy Taylor: Did he say somethin'?
- Aunt Bee Taylor: No, he's very subtle about these things. He just said it was nice to see most of us.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: What would happen to the idea of his becoming a Supreme Court judge?
- Andy Taylor: Well, he could still be the first Supreme Court judge that knows how to swing.