- Sheriff Andy Taylor: That just proves that opposites attract.
- Goober Pyle: Attract what?
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Each other.
- Goober Pyle: Oh! Well, when I get married, I'm gonna marry exactly the same kinda woman I am. That ain't gonna be easy to find, ya know.
- Millie Hutchins: If I asked you to do something for me, would you?
- Howard Sprague: Well, if it would make you happy, Millie.
- Millie Hutchins: I know you would think it's real silly.
- Howard Sprague: Oh, nothing you would ask me to do would be silly.
- Millie Hutchins: Shave off your mustache.