The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

High Noon in Mayberry (1963)

Dub Taylor: Billy Ray, the Postman

Quotes 

• Sheriff Andy Taylor : [Billy Ray is delivering mail to the courthouse]  I'll take it, Billy Ray.

  Billy Ray, the Postman : Oh, no, you don't! The mail must go through!

  Sheriff Andy Taylor : But I'm standing right here! Hand it to me, Billy Ray!

  Billy Ray, the Postman : You're not an authorized receptacle!

  Deputy Barney Fife : But he's an official of this county!

  Billy Ray, the Postman : Means nothin' to me! I'm a Fed!

  Deputy Barney Fife : Wait until you park that mail truck of yours in an illegal spot some time!

  Billy Ray, the Postman : As long as I'm carryin' registered mail, I got the right-of-way over ambulance, police cars, fire engines and heavier-than-air craft!

  Deputy Barney Fife : Put a mail sack on some people, goes right to their heads!