The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
High Noon in Mayberry (1963)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : [Andy and Barney are discussing the "threatening" letter from the recently released ex-con whom Andy shot in the leg during a filling station holdup when the phone rings] Hello, Sheriff's Office... Oh, yes! Ms. Peterson! Aww... Well, I'll take care of it right away... Yes, Ma'am. 'Bye.
[Hangs up the phone]
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Ms. Peterson's "Fluffy" is on the roof again.
Deputy Barney Fife : This is a time for pussycats? With a killer on the loose?
Sheriff Andy Taylor : Well, Fluffy's got kittens and you know how you'd feel seeing your mother on the roof.
Deputy Barney Fife : [Follows Andy to the door as he's leaving and takes his gun from the holster and tries to get Andy to take it] Andy, take this. Put it under your shirt.
Sheriff Andy Taylor : I won't need it, Barn. Fluffy and I've been friends for years!
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Sheriff Andy Taylor : [Billy Ray is delivering mail to the courthouse] I'll take it, Billy Ray.
Billy Ray, the Postman : Oh, no, you don't! The mail must go through!
Sheriff Andy Taylor : But I'm standing right here! Hand it to me, Billy Ray!
Billy Ray, the Postman : You're not an authorized receptacle!
Deputy Barney Fife : But he's an official of this county!
Billy Ray, the Postman : Means nothin' to me! I'm a Fed!
Deputy Barney Fife : Wait until you park that mail truck of yours in an illegal spot some time!
Billy Ray, the Postman : As long as I'm carryin' registered mail, I got the right-of-way over ambulance, police cars, fire engines and heavier-than-air craft!
Deputy Barney Fife : Put a mail sack on some people, goes right to their heads!