- Roger Bryant: You know, if we look back on some of the successful women authors, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Helen Crump doesn't quite have the same ring.
- Helen Crump: Are you talking about possibly a pen name?
- Roger Bryant: Possibly, possibly. Harold, I think Harold had a thought.
- Harold Mosby: Helaine Alexian DuBois.
- Floyd Lawson: I'm worried about Andy going with this Mavis.
- Howard Sprague: Yes, I understand she's rather forward.
- Floyd Lawson: Yeah, you remember what happened to Harvey Bunker when he started going with her. They made him give up his job as scout master.
- Howard Sprague: Well, let's just hope Andy is made of sterner stuff.
- Andy Taylor: The reason we were going tonight is because we couldn't go last Tuesday night because you were doing rewrites then too. I wound up taking Goober. It's okay, but he's not much of a dancer.
- Andy Taylor: Would you like to order?
- Mavis Neff: Oh, maybe just something to drink. I know, a root beer float. They make me bubbly all over.
- Andy Taylor: Good, good, good.
- Mavis Neff: Bubbly wubbly. Oh Andy, your laugh wrinkles just drive me crazy.
- Mavis Neff: That Myer's lake was so beautiful. We should go up there again some evening.
- Andy Taylor: Th-th-there's a, there's a lot of good fish in that lake.
- Andy Taylor: [picks up the phone] Sarah, get me Mavis Neff at the drugstore... that's none of your business... Yes, it's great about Helen's book. Get me Mavis Neff!