- Goober Pyle: Andy, I suppose there's changes in every man's life, huh?
- Andy Taylor: Oh, well...
- Goober Pyle: I mean in his business life. Things ain't supposed to stay the same.
- Andy Taylor: Oh, oh, oh, well no. I mean right here. Floyd decides he's got enough money and wants to retire, Emmett moves right in.
- Emmett Clark: Yup, I decided to stop operating in my own house and move right here in the midtown!
- Goober Pyle: Well I ain't followin' you too good, but it sounds like I cain't borrow the money until I prove I don't need none.
- Emmett Clark: There's something I wanna point out to Aunt Bee before you give it to her, though. I got a list here. When it cuckoos 3 times, it's 2 o'clock, and 3 o'clock it'll sing it out 5 times, and 4 o'clock it'll cuckoo twice. You memorize this list, you'll have no trouble at all.