- [repeated line]
- Goober Pyle: You wouldn't believe how he abuses this car! Speed, speed, speed's all he ever thinks about!
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: [menacingly backing Goober up against the gun case] Now, Goober, I'm gonna run on home, because if I don't, I'm liable to start hollerin'. And when I'm done hollerin', I'm liable to take down one of these guns and shoot you. You understand?
- Goober Pyle: [Terrified] Yo!
- Goober Pyle: [Climactic eruption] Gilly, you can't drive a car fast all the time! You gotta take her slow every now and then!