The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Christmas Story (1960)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Barney Fife : Bringin' in a prisoner, Sheriff!
Andy Taylor : Well, what happened?
Barney Fife : Parked his car in front of a fire plug. I wrote him out a ticket and you know what he did?
Andy Taylor : What?
Barney Fife : Tore it up in teeny, little pieces! That's what he did!
Andy Taylor : Wait a minute. Did you do like Barney said, Ben?
Ben Weaver : What if I did?
Andy Taylor : Well, that's contempt of the law. I hope you got yourself a good explanation.
Ben Weaver : I have.
Andy Taylor : Yeah? What is it?
Ben Weaver : I got contempt for the law around here!
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Barney Fife : Hey, Andy! Remember the Hubacher brothers?
Andy Taylor : Oh, yeah. They sent us a card this year, did they?
Barney Fife : Yeah. They always send out such nice family pictures.
Andy Taylor : Where are they now?
Barney Fife : Up in State Prison.
Andy Taylor : [looking at the picture on the card] Hey, look at that Elmer.
Barney Fife : He's the baby, ain't he?
Andy Taylor : Yeah.
[reading the card]
Andy Taylor : Merry Christmas from State Prison.
Barney Fife : I think it's just wonderful that they're all together at Christmas.