The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee (1963)
Denver Pyle: Briscoe Darling
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Quotes
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Briscoe Darling : I can take a bossy mouth, but I ain't about to be beat to death with no spoon!
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Briscoe Darling : BREAD!
Aunt Bee Taylor : [rushing into the dining room from the kitchen] What happened?
Andy Taylor : Mr. Darling put in a request for additional bread, Aunt Bee.
Briscoe Darling : Didn't I yell loud enough?
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Briscoe Darling : You know somethin', Sheriff? That haircut of yours may be city style, but your heart is shaped like a bowl!
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Briscoe Darling : [Aunt Bee whacks Briscoe's elbow with a wooden spoon] That's my crazy bone!
Aunt Bee Taylor : No elbows on the table!
Briscoe Darling : It ain't fair!
Aunt Bee Taylor : What isn't?
Briscoe Darling : You hittin' first and explainin' the rules later!
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Briscoe Darling : TATERS!
Andy Taylor : How 'bout when you want somethin', just tell me and I'll tell Aunt Bee.
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Andy Taylor : Y'all cookin' for yourselves now that Charlene's married, are you?
Briscoe Darling : The boys there, they been takin' turns. They're just about the worst cooks there is! Just the other night, they cooked up about the worst mess of grub I ever did see!
Andy Taylor : Oh?
Briscoe Darling : Hoot owl pie. Perfectly good hoot owl just plumb wasted.
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Aunt Bee Taylor : [talking to Briscoe Darling] Do you like pearl onions?
Briscoe Darling : They twang my buds!
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Briscoe Darling : [talking about Aunt Bee with one of his sons] That woman's pantin' after me.