The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Barney and the Choir (1962)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Barney Fife : See, you've got a uvula, they've got a uvula, I got a uvula. All God's children got a uvula!
Andy Taylor : Hallelujah.
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Barney Fife : Yeah, it's tough, all right. As my old voice teacher used to say, "A choir without its tenor is like a star without its glimmer." You know who used to say that? My old voice teacher. That's the teacher I had when I studied voice.
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Andy Taylor : Hold it! Barney, you're supposed to be talking.
Barney Fife : Oh, it's no use, Andy. Can you tell a bird to talk? Can you tell a bird to just go chirp, chirp, chirp? No, Andy, I'm like a bird! I was born to sing!