- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Aunt Bee, the only thing that's ever been kept in that freezer's a dead mouse. And he climbed in there to get warm.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: [Opie joins Andy and Aunt Bee on the back porch; he's not wearing a shirt] Opie, where's your shirt?
- Opie Taylor: Well, gee, it's so hot!
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Opie, you can't come to breakfast like that, a naked savage!