The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Andy and the Gentleman Crook (1961)

Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor

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• [Barney accidentally fires his gun] 

  Andy Taylor : Barney, you promised me when I gave you that bullet you'd keep it in your shirt pocket! Now, why'd you take it out?

  Barney Fife : Oh, I'm sorry, Andy. I... Doggone it! That bullet was turnin' green in my pocket! I thought it'd keep better in the gun.

  Andy Taylor : Barney...

  Barney Fife : And besides, I've already lost two bullets in the laundry.

• Andy Taylor : Barney, to tell you the truth, I'm scared to give you any more bullets. You come very near shooting yourself in the foot and you know there ain't exactly much of a call for one-legged deputies.

• Andy Taylor : Slow down, Barney! You're busier than a cow's tail in fly season!

• Andy Taylor : Got quite a knack. I mean, the way you make friends so easy.

  'Gentleman' Dan Caldwell : Oh, that's my business, Sheriff. Making friends.

  Andy Taylor : Seem to have made quite a few right here in Mayberry.

  'Gentleman' Dan Caldwell : They're nice people, Sheriff. I'd like to do something for them.

  Andy Taylor : Sure you wouldn't like for 'em to do somethin' for you?

  'Gentleman' Dan Caldwell : Never know. You never know.

• Andy Taylor : Would you come out now, Deputy? That - that room happens to be a single.

• Andy Taylor : Uh, don't you... don't you wanna hear that story, Opie?

  Opie Taylor : Not 'specially, Pa.

  Andy Taylor : Well, is there, uh, is there another one that you druther hear?

  Opie Taylor : Yeah.

  Andy Taylor : Which one?

  Opie Taylor : Do you know the one about the Kansas City Million Dollar Heist or The Toledo Payroll Caper?