- Rummage Sale Customer: Uh, how much is this?
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Oh, 'bout three dollars.
- Rummage Sale Customer: What you suppose it is?
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: If I knew that, it'd cost you five!
- Rummage Sale Customer: Sounds like a bargain!
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Heh, yeah. Yeah, one of these is nice to have.
- Rummage Sale Customer: I always wanted one.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Yeah.
- Andy Taylor: [after Ben leaves] Now, there's a man that's got everything. He's not only got all the money in town, he's got all the meanness, too.
- Andy Taylor: You know, I just can't believe that anybody could be as mean as Ben Weaver's makin' out!
- Barney Fife: He sure got me convinced.
- Andy Taylor: [has an idea] Well, maybe he just don't see how mean he really is.