The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

A Feud Is a Feud (1960)

Chubby Johnson: Mr. Carter

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• Andy Taylor : Now, I looked up the records, the old sheriff's records and hospital records and such as that for the past 87 years and do you know what?

  Jedediah Wakefield : What?

  Andy Taylor : There ain't never been nary a Wakefield or Carter that was so much as even hit.

  Jedediah Wakefield : Well, it ain't because we wasn't tryin'!

  Mr. Carter : Dang Wakefields keep movin' around!

• Mr. Carter : 'Course I know the reason I'm shootin' at him!

  Andy Taylor : Well, how come?

  Mr. Carter : 'Cause he's a Wakefield!

  Andy Taylor : What does that mean to you?

  Mr. Carter : It means I gotta shoot at him.

  Andy Taylor : Well, why do you have to shoot at him?

  Mr. Carter : 'Cause he's a Wakefield!

• Andy Taylor : Ready? One... Fellas, you're supposed to walk when I start countin'.

  Mr. Carter : Well, a fella's legs gets mighty heavy.

  Jedediah Wakefield : Yeah, everybody knows a fella gets our age, the first thing that goes is his legs.

  Andy Taylor : Well, it's just a short walk and it's the last time you'll be a-usin' them.