- Jake's Grandfather: [as Jake's daydreaming about Rose] Jake! Did you hear anything I just said?
- Jake Long: Sure. You... were... saying... some ancient Chinese proverb that holds the key to me learning a valuable lesson?
- Huntsmaster: Why was the door bolted and latched in six places?
- Rose: You can never be too safe.
- Huntsmaster: [steps on Jake's hand] Is there someone here?
- Rose: I swear it's just me. All by my lonesome.
- Jake's Grandfather: Jake, if that is a customer with a return tell them that electronics are like bikini's! All sales are final!
- Jake's Grandfather: Jake, as the American Dragon, it is your duty to protect magical creatures, NOT FLIRT WITH SCHOOLGIRLS!