American Dad! (TV Series)
Stannie Get Your Gun (2005)
Mike Barker: Terry Bates, Mr. Madsen, Michael
Quotes
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Dr. Heisler : [pointing to x-ray] See? The second bullet passed through your neck and pushed the first bullet out. You should be completely ambulatory again.
Stanley Smith : [distraught] What good is that to a man who has to spend the rest of his life in a chair?
[stabs Stan in the leg with a fork]
Stanley Smith : Aaaaaah! Doc, your fork has magical powers!
Dr. Heisler : It's the bullet that saved you.
Stanley Smith : This is great! We've gotta go back on tour and spread the word. Guns are good!
Hayley Smith : What?
Stanley Smith : Without guns I'd still be in a wheelchair. Guns heal the sick!