- Molly Morgan: [Dorothy Jane is about to enjoy a big bowl of ice cream with chocolate sauce] How do you eat all that? I look at that stuff and I gain five pounds.
- Dorothy Jane Torkelson: Gee, that's a shame. 'Cause it's *really* good.
- Molly Morgan: I can't. I gotta fit into my new dress for the Girls' Choice Dance. But you're lucky. You can eat whatever you want, since you're not going.
- Dorothy Jane Torkelson: Sure I'm going.
- Molly Morgan: Who ya goin' with?
- Dorothy Jane Torkelson: I'm not gonna tell you. You'll laugh.
- Molly Morgan: Why would I laugh? I mean, it's not like you're going with Donald Banks. Oh, my God, you're going with Donald Banks?
- [she laughs hysterically]
- Dorothy Jane Torkelson: All right, so he has an overbite. All right, so he has to wear a retainer.
- Molly Morgan: All right, so he talks like Daffy Duck.
- Dorothy Jane Torkelson: Is that a crime?
- Molly Morgan: Noooo. It'thh perfffickly ackthhheptable.
- Gregory Morgan: [Gregory can't deal with his tomboy best friend Sam - Samantha - showing up for the school dance dressed as a feminine young woman] Sam and I have been best friends practially since we could drool. I mean, she knows everything about me.
- Brian Morgan: So? Is that bad?
- Gregory Morgan: Yes, it's bad. How can I ask a girl to dance who's seen me cry at 'Bambi'?