All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie's Operation: Part 2 (1976)

Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic

Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : Let me tell you something else, wise guy, between Jerry Ford and Jerry Carter I know which way I'm going.

  Mike Stivic : Too bad you couldn't vote for your real favorite, Jerry Reagan.

• Mike Stivic : You got me, Ma, Gloria and Joey.

  Archie Bunker : Aw geez what a back field: A meathead, A dingbat, a woman's libber and a bald headed kid.

• Mike Stivic : You gonna eat that jello?

  Archie Bunker : Hospital jello? Gees, I lost my gall bladder, not my marbles.

• Archie Bunker : My old man told me this during the depression there. He was broke. Didn't have the money to buy food, pay the rent there, and he had to run around putting the arm on all the relations there for a 5 here and 10 there. It broke his heart and they all called him a moocher. A moocher! The last thing he said to me before he died, he said, 'Don't never borrow from no relations, they'll call you a moocher." And when he died, I had to borrow the money to plant him. And what do you think the relations called me?

  Mike Stivic : Moocher?

  Archie Bunker : Worse than that. Son of a moocher.

• Archie Bunker : Do you know what I just found out? You know, Dr. Thatcher giving me the blood and all that. Do you know what them colored corpsuckles might do?

  Mike Stivic : Mug the white corpsuckles?