All in the Family (TV Series)

Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit (1971)

Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : When your mother-in-law and me was goin' around together, it was two years - we never - I never - I mean absolutely nothin', not 'til the wedding night.

  Edith Bunker : Yeah, and even then...

• Mike Stivic : You got a hang-up about sex.

  Archie : I ain't got a hang-up about... That.

  Mike Stivic : See, you can't even say it.

  Archie : I don't use four letter words in front of women, ya dope.

  Gloria : Daddy, you shouldn't be afraid of sex.

  Archie : Listen, little girl, if I was a afraid of it, you wouldn't be here. Right, Edith?

  Archie : [after Edith's sitting there looking puzzled]  Well, Edith... .

  Edith Bunker : I'm trying to remember.

• Archie : What kind of fathead would send us something like this?

  Edith : It's from your mother.

• Edith Bunker : Are you looking for something, Archie?

  Archie Bunker : [Looking through junk drawer]  No, Edith, I'm taking a walk down Memory Lane!

• Mike Stivic : So you decide what's moral!

  Archie Bunker : No, wise guy, THAT does!

  [Pointing] 

  Gloria Stivic : The television set?

  Archie Bunker : No, not the television set - the Bible! Edith, why do you leave the Bible on top of the television?

  Edith Bunker : Because it keeps falling off the refrigerator.