- Archie Bunker: [Looking in the frying pan with alarm] Get your mind over here. What kinda sausages you makin' anyhow?
- Edith Bunker: The kind you like, link sausages.
- Archie Bunker: With pancakes I like pattie.
- Edith Bunker: I was sure it was link.
- Archie Bunker: No, Edith, pattie.
- Edith Bunker: Oh. In coffee shops, maybe a thousand times, I've heard you order link.
- Archie Bunker: Noooo, Edith! Always pattie.
- Edith Bunker: And I was so sure it was link.
- Archie Bunker: Edith, I'm gonna say "pattie" just one more time and that's it: Pattie. Now don't say "link" no more. Don't even think link, eh?
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: [Archie's come to see her after the miscarriage] Hi Daddy.
- Archie Bunker: Hiya sweetheart. Howya feeling? You look pretty good there.
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: I didn't do a very good job, did I?
- Archie Bunker: Aw, who said that, some dopey doctor?
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: No, no, Daddy, stop that.
- Archie Bunker: Aw gee whiz.
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: [gives her a tender look] You want to say something?
- Archie Bunker: Uh, well, no, no. Nothing, I, uh... nothing.
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: You love me.
- [he nods with love in his eyes]
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: I love you too, Daddy.
- [scene ends with a tender look between the two]
- Archie Bunker: How do youse people manage to store things in them tiny bathrooms?
- Lionel Jefferson: Well, we have this little cabinet under the table and we shove our things into it. So, Mr. Bunker, why don't you shove yours.
- [Exits]
- Archie Bunker: You know, a guy could take that two ways.
- Mike Stivic: Knowing Lionel, I'm sure he only meant it one way.
- Archie Bunker: [Lionel has brought over some food] Let me guess: pork chops?
- Lionel Jefferson: Uh yeah, we was gonna bring some watermelon too, but they's out of season.
- Gloria Bunker-Stivic: We might need another refrigerator for all the baby things...
- Edith Bunker: Oh, there'll be plenty of room - we'll just take the beer out of there.
- [Archie glares at her]
- Archie Bunker: I been thinking this whole thing over, and you can't leave. 'Cause you can't go to school at night, work at the same time, pay for an apartment, support a wife and a baby, see? Now to begin with, you ain't got the brains. The boy didn't even have the brains to keep himself from getting pregnant.
- Mike Stivic: Archie, I've been trying to tell you something. We're not pregnant anymore.
- Archie Bunker: Will you let me finish? You what?
- Mike Stivic: Well, we're not gonna have a baby now.
- Archie Bunker: You big dumb Polack, did you do something illegal?
- Edith Bunker: Last week I reached for the liquid hairnet, and I sprayed my hair with room deodorizer. All day long I reminded myself of the great outdoors.
- Archie Bunker: Not now, Edith, the picture's about to start!
- Edith Bunker: Oh, you've seen it a hundred times! That's the one about that football coach - Knute Acne.
- Edith Bunker: Archie, ain't you forgetting something?
- Archie Bunker: No, Edith, I'm gonna get my breakfast down at the diner!
- Edith Bunker: I think you just don't wanna talk to Mike!
- Archie Bunker: I CAN'T now - YOU made me LEAVE!