All in the Family (TV Series)

Gloria Has a Belly Full (1971)

Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker

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Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : [Looking in the frying pan with alarm]  Get your mind over here. What kinda sausages you makin' anyhow?

  Edith Bunker : The kind you like, link sausages.

  Archie Bunker : With pancakes I like pattie.

  Edith Bunker : I was sure it was link.

  Archie Bunker : No, Edith, pattie.

  Edith Bunker : Oh. In coffee shops, maybe a thousand times, I've heard you order link.

  Archie Bunker : Noooo, Edith! Always pattie.

  Edith Bunker : And I was so sure it was link.

  Archie Bunker : Edith, I'm gonna say "pattie" just one more time and that's it: Pattie. Now don't say "link" no more. Don't even think link, eh?

• Gloria Bunker-Stivic : We might need another refrigerator for all the baby things...

  Edith Bunker : Oh, there'll be plenty of room - we'll just take the beer out of there.

  [Archie glares at her] 

• Edith Bunker : Last week I reached for the liquid hairnet, and I sprayed my hair with room deodorizer. All day long I reminded myself of the great outdoors.

• Archie Bunker : Not now, Edith, the picture's about to start!

  Edith Bunker : Oh, you've seen it a hundred times! That's the one about that football coach - Knute Acne.

• Edith Bunker : Archie, ain't you forgetting something?

  Archie Bunker : No, Edith, I'm gonna get my breakfast down at the diner!

  Edith Bunker : I think you just don't wanna talk to Mike!

  Archie Bunker : I CAN'T now - YOU made me LEAVE!