All in the Family (TV Series)
Fire (1977)
Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker
Quotes
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[Archie is spreading smoke around the room]
Mike Stivic : What are you doing?
Archie Bunker : Did you ever hear of smoke damage?
Mike Stivic : Did you ever hear of fraud?
Archie Bunker : Did you ever hear of getting lucky?
Mike Stivic : Did you ever hear of going to jail?
Archie Bunker : Did you ever hear of shut up.
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Edith Bunker : [There's a fire in the house] And our family picture albums.
Archie Bunker : If you find the album, Edith, throw it at the fire. If you really wanna risk your life for something, money. Top of the closet on the shelf there, is a my secret cigar box I never told you about with $108 in it.
Edith Bunker : A hundred and nine.
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Archie Bunker : [after Mike thinks he saved the day by putting out the fire, unaware Archie was planning on letting everything burn to buy new furniture with the insurance money] Do you know how to swim?
Mike Stivic : Yeah.
Archie Bunker : Then why don't you go take a flying leap into the middle of Lake Polack?
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Archie Bunker : When the firemen come I want them looking at the fire in the can, not the fire in your Spanish eyes.