All in the Family (TV Series)
Fire (1977)
Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic
Quotes
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[Archie is spreading smoke around the room]
Mike Stivic : What are you doing?
Archie Bunker : Did you ever hear of smoke damage?
Mike Stivic : Did you ever hear of fraud?
Archie Bunker : Did you ever hear of getting lucky?
Mike Stivic : Did you ever hear of going to jail?
Archie Bunker : Did you ever hear of shut up.
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Archie Bunker : [after Mike thinks he saved the day by putting out the fire, unaware Archie was planning on letting everything burn to buy new furniture with the insurance money] Do you know how to swim?
Mike Stivic : Yeah.
Archie Bunker : Then why don't you go take a flying leap into the middle of Lake Polack?
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Mike Stivic : Ask him if he sells dinosaur insurance.