John Brandon: Cop

Quotes 

• Cop : [shows Edith the rapist's clothes]  Can you identify these clothes, ma'am?

  [shows the rapist's tie] 

  Edith Bunker : [gasps]  NO! No! I can't! He'll kill me! He'll kill me!

  [runs up the stairs] 

  Edith Bunker : He'll kill me! He'll kill me! He'll kill me!

• Archie : We ought to forget the whole thing officers, it's a false alarm anyway, as you can see, everything is just peaches and beans.

  Mike Stivic : Wait a second! There was a crime committed here, will you stop worrying what people will think?

  Archie : I ain't worried about that, what I'm worried about is that this could come up before a judge in some court, and one of them guys will turn the whole thing around and make believe it's the woman's fault. What do you say to that, officers?

  Cop : We just lock them up, we don't try them.

  Archie : Oh well now there you go, Meathead, case closed.