- Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry: Honey, under that dull exterior beats a brand new Chrysler with red leather upholstery, and that's pizzazz!
- Alice Hyatt: Mel fixed you a nice plate of his special. The least you can do is eat it.
- Tommy Hyatt: Oh, come on Mom! When the special is lamb stew and Lima beans, the most I can do is eat it.
- Alice Hyatt: Yes, why I won't go out to dinner with you. A. I am a widow I have a good 10 years on you I'm old enough to be your grand... baby sitter. B. I am a baby sitter for my own 12 year old son. C. My last date turned out to have a wife who looked to be about 19 months pregnant. D. I am a singer and I'm saving my nighttime energy to get another singing job. E...
- Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry: Well, Cleo Burford runs the music store so I just bought him a few beers and unbuttoned the old top button and making a couple of promises that I have no intention to keeping. I've got to have the piano back by the time the store closes.