Alice (TV Series)
Mother-in-Law: Part 1 (1976)
Eileen Heckart: Rose Hyatt
Quotes
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Alice Hyatt : Vera, this is my mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt.
Vera Louise Gorman : Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Hyatt.
Rose Hyatt : [Deadpan] You're single, aren't you?
Vera Louise Gorman : Yes, how could you tell?
Rose Hyatt : Well look at you. Who would want to marry you? Eat! Get some meat on your bones.
Vera Louise Gorman : Oh, I'm really very healthy.
Rose Hyatt : Healthy? A dog could bury you in his backyard.
Vera Louise Gorman : [Vera hides her face and runs away]
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Rose Hyatt : Are you still single?
Vera Louise Gorman : Unfortunately, yes.
Rose Hyatt : You're lucky. He'd leave you anyway.