The Addams Family (TV Series)

Pugsley's Allowance (1966)

Ken Weatherwax: Pugsley Addams

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• Morticia Addams : Pugsley! You don't mean to say you were looking for a position in a... racing parlor?

  Pugsley Addams : I thought it was a funeral parlor. That's what it said on the window.

  Bennie : Eh... that's just to fool the local fuzz. If they ever find out what I'm doing, it'll be my funeral.

• Gomez Addams : Pugsley, we have come to a decision.

  Morticia Addams : We've decided no matter how bizarre it may seem, we're going to let you go to work.

  Pugsley Addams : Whoopee!

  Morticia Addams : Now Pugsley, you've been taught to watch your language.

• Mr. Glenville : Mrs. Addams, it is not the policy of the First National Bank to start our trainees off in the vault. What bothers me is how he got in there in the first place.

  Morticia Addams : Well, I think I can explain that. He dug a tunnel.

  Mr. Glenville : A tunnel?

  Morticia Addams : Yes, he's always digging tunnels. Aren't you, Pugsley, darling?

  Pugsley Addams : I had to. You kept throwing me out of your office.

• Gomez Addams : Pugsley, why don't you give up job-hunting and take an allowance?

  Pugsley Addams : I wanna work for my money.

  [Pugsley leaves] 

  Gomez Addams : That boy's fallen in with the wrong crowd.