The Addams Family (TV Series)
Morticia, the Decorator (1966)
Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester
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Quotes
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Uncle Fester : And the first one that blabs anything about this to Morticia is a rotten egg. No, better make that a spoil sport. I like rotten eggs.
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Morticia Addams : The poor darlings... they were even too proud to accept our lovely gift.
[pets Delilah the stuffed vulture]
Gomez Addams : That must really have broken their hearts.
[snaps his fingers]
Gomez Addams : Lets send it over to their home, we'll have Lurch deliver it.
Uncle Fester : [Uncle Fester overhears as he walks up to them] Hey, wait a minute! Why don't you ask me?
Gomez Addams : Excellent idea, Fester, you deliver it!
Uncle Fester : No, I meant: ask me wether I happen to want it.
Morticia Addams : Why of course you do.
Uncle Fester : Hm-hm!
[Fester extends his hand to grab Delilah, but Morticia stops him]
Morticia Addams : But that's the only kind of gift that's worth giving: something that means something to you.