The Addams Family (TV Series)
Cousin Itt's Problem (1965)
Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : [having served tea] It's my husband's pieces de resistance - Creme de la Toadstool.
Gomez Addams : [from elsewhere in the house] Querida!
Gomez Addams : [slides down Fester's firemen's pole and rushes to Morticia's arm] Tish! You spoke French!
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Morticia Addams : Mrs. Dragwater averted heartbreak by going back to her husband.
Gomez Addams : Her husband? Rover T. Dragwater? I know him, he's fat, bald and has a high, squeaky voice.
Uncle Fester : [scoffs] Well if that's her taste...
[snaps his fingers]
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Morticia Addams : What is it, Lurch? Is something wrong?
Lurch : Hair!
Pugsley Addams : Mother, look. There's hair on the chair, too.
Morticia Addams : Cousin Itt, you're losing your hair!
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Morticia Addams : Oh, Gomez, would you make the cocktails? You do them so well.
Gomez Addams : It's that extra sprig of henbane.