The Addams Family (TV Series)
Cat Addams (1966)
Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams
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Quotes
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Morticia Addams : Darling, where are we going to find a Wildebeest this time of year?
Gomez Addams : [snaps his fingers] I think one lurking in Mama's room.
Morticia Addams : Ah, leave it to Mama.
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Morticia Addams : Darling, why don't I cable the white hunter and tell him to expect us?
Gomez Addams : Excellent idea, my dear. Tell him: accommodations for seven people, one lion, one alligator, one octopus and one spider. Better forget the spider. I like to travel light.
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Dr. Marvin P. Gunderson : Now what are your cat's symptoms?
Morticia Addams : He seems to have no appetite at all. He hasn't eaten since yesterday, and then all he had was a leg of yak, some marinated cheetah and a soufflé of aardvark.
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Morticia Addams : I do hope you can help Kitty-Cat.
Gomez Addams : We couldn't even tempt him with broiled elephant hooves.
Dr. Marvin P. Gunderson : Your cat likes broiled elephant hooves?
Morticia Addams : Doesn't everyone?
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Gomez Addams : The doctor's slipping faster than Fester.
Morticia Addams : Yes... we may be witnessing medical history in the making: the first time a patient ever loses a doctor.
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[Gomez concludes his call to Dr. Mbogo]
Gomez Addams : [to Morticia] Refuses to come out and see Kitty-Cat.
Morticia Addams : Refuses to see him?
Gomez Addams : Seems his father ate his father.
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Dr. Marvin P. Gunderson : [Referring to Itt] Does he bite?
Morticia Addams : Certainly not! Although he does bark a bit.