Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)
Birthday (1992)
Julia Sawalha: Saffron
Quotes
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Eddie : Oh, sweetie, sweetie... Oooh, sweetie, darling... Darling, they're gorgeous. Where did you get them, sweetie? Hmm? Was it Harvey Nichols, darling?
Saffron : Yes.
Eddie : Well, you should tell me. I can get a discount there, sweetie.
Saffron : I'm glad you like them.
Eddie : Well, darling, they're hardly the ill-judged tat you normally give me. I mean, Lacroix, darling... They are Lacroix, aren't they, darling? They're not just something you put in the box, are they, sweetie?
Saffron : Do you like them or not?
Eddie : I like them if they're Lacroix.
Saffron : Well they are.
Eddie : Oh, good. I like them, darling.
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Saffron : Look, I didn't know what you'd want, so I invited a few people round for family lunch.
Eddie : Family? What are you calling family, darling? We're hardly the bloody Waltons, are we. Not just you and my mother, I hope. Is it?
Saffron : Look, will you stop behaving like this, please?
Eddie : Darling, this is how I behave. Anyway, I'm allowed to behave however I want on my birthday. House rule, remember, sweetie? Hmm? Especially to someone who didn't even think I might like a champagne breakfast. Not even a bloody cup of tea to wake up to on my birthday, no that would be asking too much, wouldn't it?
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Saffron : You stay and talk to them.
Mrs. June 'Gran' 'Mother' Monsoon : Oh no.
Saffron : Go back and talk to them, please.
Mrs. June 'Gran' 'Mother' Monsoon : I'd rather kiss a baboon's bottom.