- Murdock: [Hannibal lights a cigar] No, Colonel, not a cigar, the nicotine, it depletes your vitamin C.
- Maryann Rogers: Excuse me, but do you think you could please not smoke?
- Hannibal: Hm. Sorry, ladies.
- [continues lighting his cigar]
- Maryann Rogers: Cathy and I are really into health, and, eh, it's really a habit you should try to stop. Nicotine depletes your vitamin C, and, well, it's not good at all for the nerves.
- Hannibal: I don't inhale.
- Maryann Rogers: Cathy, I don't believe this. These guys are nuts! Listen to 'em!
- Cathy Rogers: A little eccentric, maybe. They've got great references.
- Murdock: Colonel, I'd like to lodge a complaint. B.A. just tried to insert a can of Hi-Brite into my mouth. Now it didn't go in, but it hurt!
- Cathy Rogers: You guy are unreal! I mean, is there anything you can't do?
- Hannibal: Ballet. We stopped going to class.