- H.M. Murdock: It's true, you know, there is something about brand new clothes that makes you just wanna stand up and shine!
- [stands up in Faceman's Corvette]
- Templeton Peck: Well, uh, stand up and shine on somebody else's seats, hmm?
- Hannibal Smith: Ok, I gotta get the money out of the trunk. You go over there and 'entertain' those guys in blue.
- Hulk Hogan: Heh. Hey man, forget it. I'm a wrestler, not an entertainer.
- Harry: You know, life's a lot like a boxing match, I guess. You keep getting pounded and pounded and everybody thinks you're going down for the count. You can still win in the late rounds if you come back. Ain't that right, Hulk?
- Hulk Hogan: Couldn't have said it better myself, Harry.
- Hulk Hogan: What's the plan, Hannibal?
- B.A. Baracus: Front door, I know you're gonna say the front door. We always go through the front door. I'm sick and tired of going through the front door.
- Hannibal: You got a better idea, B.A., I'm ready.