The A-Team (TV Series)

The Big Squeeze (1985)

Mr. T: B.A. Baracus

Quotes 

• Murdock : [Irish accent]  Are you friends of the bride or the groom?

  Face : Murdock, this is a funeral, not a wedding.

  B.A. Baracus : Friends of the groom!

  Murdock : Go in front then.

  B.A. Baracus : Fool!

• Murdock : I will handle any general grievances.

  B.A. Baracus : I got a grievance!

  Murdock : That's why I'm here, big guy. What is it, tell me?

  B.A. Baracus : My grievance is: I don't like you and I don't wanna listen to you and I'm getting ready to knock you through a wall.

  Murdock : Can I get back to you on that grievance?

• Hannibal : [Irish accent]  I feel called upon to quote my dear departed father...

  B.A. Baracus : Aw Hannibal, I've had enough of you and your dearly departed father. I don't like Irish proverbs.

  Hannibal : Oh, you'll like this one.

  B.A. Baracus : No I won't.

  Hannibal : Oh yes you will. The proverb says that 'Seldom is the last of any thing better than the first'.

  Face : 'Seldom is the last of any thing better than the first', that doesn't make any sense.

  Hannibal : Of course it does. It means: 'I love it when a plan comes together!'