- Face: You really think anyone who lives in Porterville is gonna have enough money to finance one of our operations? Come on, Hannibal, we keep subsidising these, eh, charity cases out of our own pockets and pretty soon we're gonna end up on the streets.
- Murdock: Never. You can always stay at my place. Plenty of beds.
- Carrie Hicks: [noticing the title of Murdock's book] 'Abnormal Pschycology'? Are you a psychiatrist, Mr. Murdock?
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Eh, no ma'm, I'm insane.
- Carrie Hicks: Oh. would you like a soda cracker with your soup?
- B.A. Baracus: It's bad enough when Murdock flies one of these things but at least *he* knows what he's doing!
- H.M. Murdock: You are constantly drawing false conclusions, based on little or no information at all.
- B.A. Baracus: You're a nut. And that's a conclusion based on fact!
- H.M. Murdock: Only based on your definition of what constitutes 'nuttyness'. Now I think the others here might agree that my recent behavior can only be discribed as 'normal'. A reasonable discription considering the fact that I have conciously decided to conform to less aberrant behavior, simply because of your constant verbal abuse.
- B.A. Baracus: Even when he talks straight he sounds crazy.
- B.A. Baracus: This is serious business, Murdock. So I don't want you to take your talking dog Billy with you, or your talking bug friends.You got that?
- H.M. Murdock: B.A., have I said anything about invisible dogs? Have I had any conversations with insects of late? No. You are the one displaying paranoid tendencies, my friend.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Murdock, are you going straight on me?
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Straight, sir?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Well, you know, no soliloquys, no songs, the words coming from your mouth could come from the mouth of an insurance salesmen. You're turning legit.
- Judy Rogers: [Hannibal is driving a plane through the bushes] You're actually gonna taxi this thing through the jungle?
- Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: Oh man, I never though a day would come when I wished Murdock was here!
- Judy Rogers: Eh, I take it Hannibal's duck call isn't very good?
- Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: Good? It's perfect. That's the problem. The last time he used that call, some duck hunters from the area nearly had us for dinner. Disgusting. Being mistaken for ducks!
- Faceman: We're outta ammo, B.A., give me some clips.
- B.A. Baracus: What?
- Faceman: Clips, gimmie clips!
- Judy Rogers: [B.A. falls into a hypnotic trance] You said the trigger word. You said 'eclips'!
- Drug Dealer Wilson Corless: If I were you, Colonel, I would arrest these men and forget about everything else. I have friends in the Colombian government who could make things very difficult for you.
- Venezuelan Army Colonel Sanchez: I could care less about you're friends in the Colombian government. This is Venezuela you're in now.
- Drug Dealer Wilson Corless: [Hannibal laughs out loud] Venezuela?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Yeah, we knew we couldn't extradite you from Colombia, so we nailed you in another country. Neat, huh?
- Venezuelan Army Colonel Sanchez: Who are you men, wha- what have you got to do with all of this?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: We are agents for the United States drug enforcement agency. Undercover, of course.
- Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus: Hypnosis - that's it! You hypnotized me, didn't you? Hannibal, I want an answer from you, right now! Answer me, Hannibal, before I knock your head right off your shoulders!
- Judy Rogers: Hannibal...
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Eclipse.
- Judy Rogers: I canceled the word!
- Templeton Peck: [B.A. has been hypnoticed in order to get him on a plane] To think of all the sodium penthanol we waisted when all we had to do is hypnotise him.
- B.A. Baracus: Hey, Hannibal, I ain't flying, man. Now I don't know how you guys be getting me in and out of these planes, but this time I'm ready for you. This time...
- Face, Hannibal: Eclipse.
- [B.A. falls into a hypnotic trance]
- Drug Dealer Wilson Corless: Who's this guy?
- Mack Dalton: His doctor. We needed him to get out of the hospital. And we figured we he'll probably help out, cause this banana keeps slipping in and out of reality every five minutes.
- Drug Dealer Wilson Corless: He's gotta get us to that plane.
- Mack Dalton: He'll get us to that plane, won't he, doctor?
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: I'm his doctor, I don't control his mind.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: [Murdock, as Mr. Nash, has fainted] Did you hear that, Mr. Nash? Would you like another painkiller?
- Mack Dalton: [cocks his gun] I got a pain killer for the both of ya. Now where's the plane?