The A-Team (TV Series)

In Plane Sight (1984)

Mr. T: B.A. Baracus

Quotes 

• B.A. Baracus : It's bad enough when Murdock flies one of these things but at least *he* knows what he's doing!

• H.M. Murdock : You are constantly drawing false conclusions, based on little or no information at all.

  B.A. Baracus : You're a nut. And that's a conclusion based on fact!

  H.M. Murdock : Only based on your definition of what constitutes 'nuttyness'. Now I think the others here might agree that my recent behavior can only be discribed as 'normal'. A reasonable discription considering the fact that I have conciously decided to conform to less aberrant behavior, simply because of your constant verbal abuse.

  B.A. Baracus : Even when he talks straight he sounds crazy.

• B.A. Baracus : This is serious business, Murdock. So I don't want you to take your talking dog Billy with you, or your talking bug friends.You got that?

  H.M. Murdock : B.A., have I said anything about invisible dogs? Have I had any conversations with insects of late? No. You are the one displaying paranoid tendencies, my friend.

• Judy Rogers : [Hannibal is driving a plane through the bushes]  You're actually gonna taxi this thing through the jungle?

  Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : Oh man, I never though a day would come when I wished Murdock was here!

• Judy Rogers : Eh, I take it Hannibal's duck call isn't very good?

  Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : Good? It's perfect. That's the problem. The last time he used that call, some duck hunters from the area nearly had us for dinner. Disgusting. Being mistaken for ducks!

• Faceman : We're outta ammo, B.A., give me some clips.

  B.A. Baracus : What?

  Faceman : Clips, gimmie clips!

  Judy Rogers : [B.A. falls into a hypnotic trance]  You said the trigger word. You said 'eclips'!

• Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : Hypnosis - that's it! You hypnotized me, didn't you? Hannibal, I want an answer from you, right now! Answer me, Hannibal, before I knock your head right off your shoulders!

  Judy Rogers : Hannibal...

  Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Eclipse.

  Judy Rogers : I canceled the word!

• B.A. Baracus : Hey, Hannibal, I ain't flying, man. Now I don't know how you guys be getting me in and out of these planes, but this time I'm ready for you. This time...

  Face , Hannibal : Eclipse.

  [B.A. falls into a hypnotic trance]