- Sam Treynor: Are you sure you can handle it?
- April: Did I ever show you the notices I got when I was in burlesque? Well they were raves. Downtown LA. I wasn't just a stripper neither.
- Sam Treynor: Will you shut up?
- J.R. Hale: Hey you can't do that! You can't do that! Some guy came out of your office and took one of my carsl
- Jeff Spencer: I'll call Gil
- Kookie: Never would have happened to me.