Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley (2000 TV Special)
George Wendt: Bob Swersky
Quotes
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Bob Swerski : Todd was kind enough to show up today even though earlier this week he had yet another heart attack.
Todd O'Connor : That's okay, Bob, this one's just fibrillations. I just gotta limit my pork intake to 400 grams a day.
Carl Molarski : That's tough.
Todd O'Connor : Yeah well the doc says I got a piece of Polish sausage lodged in the lining of my heart.
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Bob Swerski : Welcome to Bill Swerski's Super Fans. I'm Bob Swerski sitting in for my brother Bill who is recovering from his most recent heart attack. We're coming to you, as always from Chicago IL, birth place of the Baby Back Rib and home to a certain, undefeated team which come January, will be hosting, hoisting a certain super bowl trophy over it's head. A team that is known as Da Bears!
All : Da Bears!
