Reno 911!: Miami (2007)
Wendi McLendon-Covey: Deputy Clementine Johnson
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Quotes
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Jeff Spoder : Johnson! Last words?
Deputy Clementine Johnson : [sigh] Legalize it.
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Deputy Clementine Johnson : Let me in, I don't have a key to this door.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle : It's open. You ok?
Deputy Clementine Johnson : Oh, I'm in love.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Hey, you've got a bandage on your teat.
Deputy Clementine Johnson : A love bandage.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle : No, I mean an ace bandage.
Deputy Clementine Johnson : Oh my God, if I've been stabbed, I'm gonna be so pissed!
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Deputy Clementine Johnson : You need to go to the store and get me some cranberry juice cuz it's gonna be one of those days!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Uh oh, yeast infection time!
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Deaf Tattoo Artist : [pointing to Clementine's crotch] You got anything down there?
Deputy Clementine Johnson : Actually, I have nothing down there. Just like a Barbie.
