Reno 911!: Miami (2007)

Kerri Kenney: Deputy Trudy Wiegel

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Quotes 

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I became a police officer because my doctor told me I needed to get out of the house more.

• Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. : Let me ask you a question, people, What is the difference between bravery and courage?

  Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Oh I know. Bravery is something that you do... Sorry.

  Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. : Bravery is when you do something dangerous and you're not even scared. Courage is when you are smart enough to know that you should be scared, but you do it anyways.

  Deputy Cherisha Kimball : Oh.

  [laughs] 

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : This hotel reminds me of a place you'd want to go to get a good ol' fashioned raping or a down-home murder!

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : God Terry, what are you covered in?

  Terry : Oh that's... Apple Martini lube.

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Your watch is stuck in my pubes.

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I'm pooping!

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Terry, we're in no mood for your hijinx. Are you getting on the bus or not?

  Terry : I'm not getting on that bus. A: it smells like farts. B: I've got my own jet that I got for Flagday to take me back home. So you wanna ride in the fart-mobile or do you wanna ride with me?

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Can't you just give me a pity fuck?

• Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Why was your hand on my dick?

  Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I dreamt that I was driving in the Indie500!

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Terry, when you're here, you're an ambassador for Reno.

  Terry : Heavy on the assador!

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I had to pee, so I did the pullover thing, but I think I dribbled.

• Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Does anybody have any ideas?

  Deputy Trudy Wiegel : What about... a phone... you can smell through...

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Shut up, nigger.