Fanboys (2009)

Sam Huntington: Eric

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Eric : Hey guys.

  Windows : What?

  Hutch : What, man?

  Eric : What if the movie sucks?

• Hutch : You gotta find your Death Star.

  Eric : Okay, I'll bite.

  Hutch : Greatest deed Luke Skywalker ever did was take down the Death Star, right? As far as I'm concerned, that's what everybody needs. You need that one bad-ass thing that lets you live on forever, you know.

• Windows : Harrison Ford is the greatest actor of all time!

  Eric : In the history of cinema?

  Windows : He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes!

  Eric : Deckard from Blade Runner.

  Windows : Yes. Exactly. Greatest actor of all time. He's never done a bad movie.

  [the van drives by a billboard for the 1998 movie "Six Days, Seven Nights"] 

• Eric : [hands him a vacuum cleaner]  Your mom said clean up this shit-hole or no grilled cheese for a week?

  Hutch : [sticks his head out on the door]  That's emotional blackmail, and you know it!

• Windows : What's your game plan?

  Eric : We storm the ranch or we die trying.

  Windows : Yeah.

• [after having landed in the garbage disposal room] 

  Windows : I have a bad feeling about this.

  Hutch : Um, you guys don't think that the, um...

  Linus : We are in George Lucas' trash room.

  Eric : Don't be ridiculous, okay? The walls are not gonna close in on us.

  [the walls begin to move in] 

• Linus : [Shatner has given them the access codes to Skywalker Ranch]  How did you score all of this?

  William Shatner : Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner; I can score anything.

  Eric : How about Jeri Ryan's panties?

• Hutch : I'm telling you, man. I took that Vulcan down hard. I rolled him into the dirt like he was my frickin tauntaun.

  Eric : Tauntaun, my ass. If it wasn't for me, you guys would all be dead.

  Windows : What fight were you watching? I was channeling the emperor.

  Linus : The emperor? I don't remember the emperor crapping his robe and screaming "time-out."

  Eric : Oh, my God. That's right.

  Windows : There is such a thing as time-out.

  Hutch : [imitating The Emperor]  I can feel your anger growing inside. Wait. Time-out.

• The Chief : The Chief fixed it while you boys were asleep.

  Eric : The Chief fixed it. Is he around? Can we thank him?

  Linus : He's the Chief. You're the Chief, aren't you? Why didn't you say so?

  The Chief : The Chief likes to refer to himself in the third person. It causes confusion, especially with the bitches.

• Eric : Linus. Hey, stop walking. Linus! Hold up, man! Stop. What the hell, man? I did nothing to you.

  Linus : Exactly. You did nothing. Absolutely nothing. Eric Bottler graduates high school and never looks back. You bailed on our plan, Bottler!

  Eric : What plan? To be the next big thing in comics? Come on, man. That was never gonna happen. I did what I had to do, dude. I grew up. I'm the only one who did. Look at you guys.

  Linus : You know, you could fool anybody with this cheap suit, salesman-of-the-year pitch. But I know you better than anybody and deep down, you are one miserable son of a bitch.

• Linus : Hey, Bottler, hit 'em with the pressed ham!

  Eric : Klingon to this.

  [Eric moons the Trekkers] 

• [after getting flashed by a woman passerby] 

  Windows : Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

  Eric : Shut up, man! It was a hundred miles ago! Stop living in the past!

• Windows : What's your new game plan?

  Eric : Let's get in the van and get the hell outta here!

• [after passing a series of tests] 

  Head Of Security : Congratulations. Mr. Lucas has decided to drop the charges.

  Eric : So... what? We're free to go, right?

  Head Of Security : Well, not exactly.

  [beat] 

  Head Of Security : He says you can watch the film.

  [the group begins cheering] 

  Head Of Security : Hold it. Hold it.

  [points to Linus] 

  Head Of Security : Only you.

  [the group falls silent; Eric pats Linus on the back] 

  Eric : It's good, man. It's right.

• Eric : zoe hit him with a pressed ham.