Quotes
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Osmond Blueburger : Do you want to grow up to be a criminal? Is that it? Do you want to land in jail?
Grace Blueburger : We are trying to understand you, Jacob. Why do you have to do things like that?
Jacob Blueburger : It was an accident.
Osmond Blueburger : How is that possible, to accidentally stab someone in the hand with a compass?
Jacob Blueburger : He called me a "dirty Jew."
Grace Blueburger : He called you what?
Jacob Blueburger : They're always making Jewish jokes.
Osmond Blueburger : Honestly, Jacob? Who are?
Jacob Blueburger : The kids. And the teachers.
Grace Blueburger : The teachers?
Jacob Blueburger : I swear. They're all anti-Semites.
Grace Blueburger : Sweetie, why didn't you tell us this before?
Esther Blueburger : [Eavesdropping] Genius.