- Pajama Sam: [upon discovering his lunchbox next to the well] My lunchbox!
- Wishing Well: Why call it that when you can't eat it?
- Pajama Sam: I beg your pardon?
- Wishing Well: It just seems silly that you call it a lunchbox when you wouldn't dream of having it for lunch.
- Pajama Sam: But your lunch goes in it!
- Wishing Well: Your lunch goes in you, does it not? I might as well call you "lunchbox!"
- Pajama Sam: I'm not a box!
- Wishing Well: Ah, too true.
- Darkness: [they are playing Cheese and Crackers, he has just tossed a cracker] What do you think of that move, hmm?
- Pajama Sam: Oh, yeah?
- [tosses cheese, makes three in a row]
- Pajama Sam: Hey, whaddaya know? I defeated Darkness!