Whoopi Goldberg: Direct from Broadway (1985 TV Special)

Whoopi Goldberg: Fontaine, Surfer Chick, The Cripple, Little Girl, Jamaican Woman

Quotes 

• Fontaine : I"m into books 'cuz I got a Ph.D. in Literature from Columbia.

  [chuckling from audience] 

  Fontaine : You don't think I was BORN a junkie? Naw, see, I got this Ph.D. I can't do shit with so I stay high so I don't get mad!