Grandma's Boy (2006)

Evan Paley: Timmy

Quotes 

• Alex : Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight?

  Timmy : Why? So you can jerk off on my mom?

  Alex : Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy!

• Alex : [Alex is playing Frog Bog against Timmy]  I thought you were good at this, man.

  [singing] 

  Alex : Flies. I'm a frog. I'm eating flies, a lot more than you.

  Jeff : Eat that frog dick Timmy! Eat it!

  J.P. : [to Samantha]  I'm sorry you had to see this. It's all these poor knaves have to look forward to everyday.

  [Samantha shrugs him off] 

  Jeff : Yea! Your shit's weak! Shit's weak!

  [Alex wins the game] 

  Jeff : Yea! Your shit's weak! W-izz-eak!

  Alex : You never had a chance Timmy.

  Timmy : I'll get you eventually "Grey Bush". Time is on my side.

  Alex : Hey, at least I have a bush.

  Jeff : [singing into air-microphone]  Shit's weak.