Grandma's Boy (2006) Poster

(2006)

Doris Roberts: Grandma Lilly

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  • Grandma Lilly : [after drinking pot tea]  I can hear my... hair growing. You want some soup?

  • Grandma Lilly : I hate violence, but drugs ARE bad.

  • Grandma Lilly : [ghostly voice]  Ohhh... I died on the floor... and *nobody* helped me!

    Alex : You have got to be fucking shitting me.

    Grandma Lilly : Ohh it's so cold... when you're dead...

    Alex : I swear to God, I would've helped you, Sophie. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. I would've helped you. I just wasn't here...

    Grandma Lilly : [jumps up]  Gotcha!

    Alex : Ahh! Oh my God!

    Grandma Lilly : You scaredy cat!

    Alex : What the hell are you doing, Grandma?

    Grandma Lilly : I told you we were going to have fun!

  • Grandma Lilly : Grace you remember my grandson Alex - our new "roommate."

    Alex : [waves] 

    Grace : How long you stayin'?

    Alex : Um, just until I find a new apartment.

    Grace : Have a girlfriend?

    Alex : No.

    Grace : How old are you now?

    Alex : I'll be 36 in October.

    Grace : My grandson's gay, too. I'll give you his number.

    Alex : I'm not gay, but, thank you?

    Grace : Denial.

  • Grandma Lilly : Oh listen, your father tells me that you need a place to stay.

    Alex : Yeah...

    Grandma Lilly : Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago, so her room is available if you need it.

    Alex : Oh? Where'd Sophie move to?

    Grandma Lilly : Heaven.

  • Jeff : You're the reason Alex has been tired all week?

    Grace : Well, we have been sort of rough on him. But, he is kind of soft if you know what I mean.

    Grandma Lilly : We're not used to having a man in the house, so I guess we ride him pretty hard.

    Barry : Ohh, that is so gnarly.

  • Alex : Hey, uh, Sophie didn't die on the bed, did she?

    Grandma Lilly : No.

    Alex : Good, good, good.

    Grandma Lilly : She fell out of bed and died right here.

    Alex : Eww!

  • [Alex sees that his bong has become a flower vase] 

    Alex : Where did you get this vase?

    Grandma Lilly : Oh, I found it in your laundry when I was cleaning up. It smelled awful, so I cleaned it. Doesn't it look nice?

  • Alex : Wow. That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome.

    Grandma Lilly : Well, you'd be bitter too if you had four husbands die on you.

    Alex : Probably suicides.

    [Bea looks horrified] 

    Alex : It was a joke.

  • Grandma Lilly : Once you got to high school, you just seemed to lose focus. It was probably just puberty.

    Alex : [making joint smoking gesture behind her]  Yeah, I'm sure it was puberty.

  • Grandma Lilly : Take that, you dirty dopers.

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