Grandma's Boy (2006) Poster

(2006)

Linda Cardellini: Samantha

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  • J.P. : How do you two know each other?

    Samantha : I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night.

    J.P. : Yeah. Well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.

    Alex : Wow J.P, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?

    J.P. : So funny I forgot to laugh. Ehehe.

  • Samantha : Alex, I need you to deal with 10 through 15 because those are the real problem levels and...

    Alex : [farts] 

    Samantha : Is he sleeping?

    Jeff : Yes, and possibly shitting his pants.

    [pats Alex] 

    Jeff : Wake up, dude.

    Alex : [wakes up]  No chores, Grandma!

    Samantha : Nice rip, Alex.

    Alex : Rip what?

  • Samantha : Whoa, Alex, what happened?

    Alex : There was a fire, and I was, I was trying to save it from this baby, and uh...

  • Jeff : Does someone have a light? I found this weed.

    Samantha : Oh, I do.

    Jeff : [staring at the joint]  I wanna smoke it.

  • Samantha : Do you always sleep here, Alex?

    Alex : No... uh... I was working late... I love work... I love life.

  • Samantha : What's in here?

    J.P. : It's just the kids and their break room. Or as I like to call it, the stupid idiot room full of jerks. Mine's the biggest office over...

    Samantha : Let's check it out!

  • J.P. : How do you two know each other?

    Samantha : I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night.

    J.P. : Yea, well that's what old people do, they fall asleep.

    Alex : Wow, JP that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

    J.P. : So funny I forgot to laugh.

    Jeff : Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too. It's not grey.

    Alex : [punches Jeff in the arm]  Hey, my bush isn't really grey.

    Jeff : Well, not according to my mom.

    Alex : I thought I told you to quit talking about that.

    Jeff : People keep asking me about it.

    Samantha : Um, I'm really sorry to have to leave this conversation, but, I will see you guys later.

    J.P. : Get back to work, testers.

    Jeff : Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!

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