Lage Raho Munna Bhai (2006)
Saurabh Shukla: Batuk Maharaj
Quotes
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Circuit : Bhai, this guy is God. You know what, you select the Indian cricket team. Pick guys with 100 runs in their horoscope. India will never lose. 1100 not out.
Batuk Maharaj : Don't mock my ability to read the charts.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Where was your ability during the tsunami... the earthquake, and the flood?
Batuk Maharaj : Listen, fellow, I don't predict weather. I predict peoples' future.
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : You don't even know your own future. How can you predict someone else's?
Batuk Maharaj : Who says I don't know my own future?
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : If you do, tell us what's going to happen to you in the next two minutes.
Batuk Maharaj : What's going to happen?
Circuit : How would I know? You're the astrologer here. Tell me, buddy. Is there some danger coming your way?
Batuk Maharaj : Danger? What danger?
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Circuit, pull out your gun.
Circuit : [holding a gun] Look. Danger.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Hey, Circuit, take aim. I'm going to count to ten. After ten, just shoot.
Circuit : Yes, Bhai.
Batuk Maharaj : This is ridiculous. You can't do this.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Hey, Batuk... if you're confident about your predictions, why worry?
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : So now you've spun a new yarn. The girl's bad luck will kill the groom. How do you know that?
Batuk Maharaj : I've read both their horoscopes.